Nutshell

Well shit! I haven’t posted in forever! Hope y’all are hanging in there….I will...

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 02:44:54 -0700

Well shit! I haven’t posted in forever! Hope y’all are hanging in there….I will try and get back in the swing of things here. As always, I have a lot to say. :)

As for now: GO CHARGERS!

Well shit! I haven’t posted in forever! Hope y’all are hanging in there….I will...

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 02:43:06 -0700

Well shit! I haven’t posted in forever! Hope y’all are hanging in there….I will try and get back in the swing of things here. As always, I have a lot to say. :)

As for now: GO CHARGERS!

True story…

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 02:01:02 -0700

True story…

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Sun, 23 Oct 2011 01:56:55 -0700

Someone should follow me with cameras...

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 12:25:20 -0700

Pretty sure my life is wildly entertaining. Although I am not sure I would’ve wanted some of the things from last weekend to be recorded. haha

My job is a circus, my family is crazy, my dog has more personality than 1/2 of you do in your pinky toe, and I can’t even believe most of the shit I deal with. Let alone what a joke dating is (in general), especially in Vegas.

Anywho….I hope everyone is having a great week, I am still recovering from last weekend.

Another one bites the dust.....

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 01:17:27 -0700

Post to come...

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 05:22:02 -0700

I am too exhausted to type it up now, and the ambien kicked in so it probably wouldn’t make sense anyhow.

Have a delightful day my friends!

Go Padres and Go Chargers! I know its only preseason, but it is sooooo exciting! PR is gonna show the clipboard jesus who’s boss! Haha

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Thu, 11 Aug 2011 02:25:25 -0700

R.I.P

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 02:19:59 -0700

My Uncle died early this morning. He had been sick for quite some time (I went to NJ to visit him in January because we thought he was going to die then), and his body gave up today. It was a long battle and I can not imagine what my cousins are feeling right now. My Dad is making plans to head back East, apparently he is the executor of the will. He hasn’t flown in more than 30 years and I know that he is terrified. I feel so horrible that he hasn’t seen his Brother in quite awhile (neither liked to travel), and that he didn’t get to say goodbye.

RIP Thomas Edward Williams

Ask me something people!

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 14:42:27 -0700

I am bored!

My timeline is flooded...

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 22:13:32 -0700

With people getting questions. Ever since I took away the “anonymous” option, nobody has sent questions. What gives, people? Someone ask me something!!

Tony the Gwynn

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 03:04:31 -0700

mysdpadres:

Submitted by: dspenced

Tampons.

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 21:02:35 -0700

knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:

Get ready for a 2-for-1 special. If you’re a woman between the ages of puberty and menopause and you’re not pregnant, once every month you will bleed out of your vagina!

That’s right. You heard me. It’s called menstruating. And it’s fucking insane.

But what’s more insane is to keep the blood from getting all over the place, you have to stick a fucking mass of cotton in the shape of a dildo inside of you to absorb it.

Right? That’s more fucking insane.

“Melt My Heart To Stone,” by Adele. Fucking...

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 06:09:06 -0700

“Melt My Heart To Stone,” by Adele. Fucking amazing.

I haven't posted in awhile...

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 04:10:53 -0700

I have kind of rekindled an old flame. Now, before James and Marisa yell at me…it will be OK. :) I am happy to see where this is going (hopefully not the same direction as before), and I am optomistic that there is a future there….we shall see. Question is: can I make the distance work?

Reblog if you want a message to make you smile.

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 03:53:17 -0700

sportsandcupcakes:

Yes please.

Go ahead - make my day!

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Tue, 26 Jul 2011 03:02:20 -0700

Strange Dreams Again

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 00:45:21 -0700

I’ve been having the strangest dreams. There was the one last week about the octopus….and then last night I had the most believable dream that I was marrying an ex. I have NO feelings whatsoever for this guy, so it was really strange. A couple of weeks ago I dreamt about the same guy - he is married (happily, I assume), and I was helping him run away from his wife. In the 1st dream we were running away to Paris together.

I have had dreams about getting married before. But I have never known the guy that I was marrying. Last nights dream was so real (other than the Queen of England being at the ceremony). We were getting married at some awesome vineyard in Italy, and everything was amazing. This is all a bit unsettling, since I really have ZERO feelings for this guy. It wasn’t a bad break up or anything, and I know that he has since moved on and is married with children.

I will never try and figure this one out. I kind of just hope I stop dreaming about him, I haven’t even talked to him in like 5 years.

Know What's Fucking Crazy?: Farting.

Sun, 24 Jul 2011 00:39:16 -0700

Know What's Fucking Crazy?: Farting.:

knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:

Ok. Everyone relax. We all knew this one was coming. Let’s just try and deal with it like adults.

I mean, funny sounds are, by definition, fucking funny. And that’s all farting is. But what kicks farting to that next level from being really funny to really crazy is this gassy cocktail of…

The sound: hysterical. The smell: not so much. haha

Boners.

Sat, 23 Jul 2011 01:20:24 -0700

knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:

So wait. Wait a minute. What are you telling me?

When I’m sexually aroused, this little squishy thing in my pants not only grows bigger, but it gets hard, too? And once it’s erect, it’s used to penetrate a woman’s vagina (or a man, if you’re into that, not that there’s anything wrong with it) in order to get sexually excited enough in order to insert semen in order to create a new person (or create nothing, if you’re into men)?

Shut up.

Seriously?