October 2011
4 posts
Well shit! I haven’t posted in forever! Hope y’all are hanging in there….I will try and get back in the swing of things here. As always, I have a lot to say. :)
As for now: GO CHARGERS!
Well shit! I haven’t posted in forever! Hope y’all are hanging in there….I will try and get back in the swing of things here. As always, I have a lot to say. :)
As for now: GO CHARGERS!
August 2011
9 posts
Someone should follow me with cameras...
Pretty sure my life is wildly entertaining. Although I am not sure I would’ve wanted some of the things from last weekend to be recorded. haha
My job is a circus, my family is crazy, my dog has more personality than 1/2 of you do in your pinky toe, and I can’t even believe most of the shit I deal with. Let alone what a joke dating is (in general), especially in Vegas.
...
Another one bites the dust.....
Post to come...
I am too exhausted to type it up now, and the ambien kicked in so it probably wouldn’t make sense anyhow.
Have a delightful day my friends!
Go Padres and Go Chargers! I know its only preseason, but it is sooooo exciting! PR is gonna show the clipboard jesus who’s boss! Haha
R.I.P
My Uncle died early this morning. He had been sick for quite some time (I went to NJ to visit him in January because we thought he was going to die then), and his body gave up today. It was a long battle and I can not imagine what my cousins are feeling right now. My Dad is making plans to head back East, apparently he is the executor of the will. He hasn’t flown in more than 30 years...
Ask me something people!
I am bored!
My timeline is flooded...
With people getting questions. Ever since I took away the “anonymous” option, nobody has sent questions. What gives, people? Someone ask me something!!
Tony the Gwynn
mysdpadres:
Submitted by: dspenced
Tampons.
knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:
Get ready for a 2-for-1 special. If you’re a woman between the ages of puberty and menopause and you’re not pregnant, once every month you will bleed out of your vagina!
That’s right. You heard me. It’s called menstruating. And it’s fucking insane.
But what’s more insane is to keep the blood from getting all over the place, you have to stick a fucking mass of cotton in...
July 2011
35 posts
I haven't posted in awhile...
I have kind of rekindled an old flame. Now, before James and Marisa yell at me…it will be OK. :) I am happy to see where this is going (hopefully not the same direction as before), and I am optomistic that there is a future there….we shall see. Question is: can I make the distance work?
Reblog if you want a message to make you smile.
sportsandcupcakes:
Yes please.
Go ahead - make my day!
Strange Dreams Again
I’ve been having the strangest dreams. There was the one last week about the octopus….and then last night I had the most believable dream that I was marrying an ex. I have NO feelings whatsoever for this guy, so it was really strange. A couple of weeks ago I dreamt about the same guy - he is married (happily, I assume), and I was helping him run away from his wife. In the 1st dream...
Know What's Fucking Crazy?: Farting. →
knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:
Ok. Everyone relax. We all knew this one was coming. Let’s just try and deal with it like adults.
I mean, funny sounds are, by definition, fucking funny. And that’s all farting is. But what kicks farting to that next level from being really funny to really crazy is this gassy cocktail of…
The sound: hysterical. The smell: not so much. haha
Boners.
knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:
So wait. Wait a minute. What are you telling me?
When I’m sexually aroused, this little squishy thing in my pants not only grows bigger, but it gets hard, too? And once it’s erect, it’s used to penetrate a woman’s vagina (or a man, if you’re into that, not that there’s anything wrong with it) in order to get sexually excited enough in order to insert semen in order to...
Weather Forecasts.
knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:
I mean, seriously. What the fuck?
How do they possibly do that?
And ten days in advance? Are you fucking kidding me? I couldn’t even tell you where I’ll be in ten days, yet these fortune tellers in suits can tell us what the temperature, humidity, precipitation level, cloud coverage and general state of the fucking atmosphere will be?
Christ alive.
Know What's Fucking Crazy?: Milk. →
knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:
It’s just one of those things we don’t like to contemplate. So to all you milk lovers out there, step off and stop reading if you want to maintain your ignorant bliss.
The rest of you: let’s do this shit.
Milk is one of the grossest, craziest things in existence. Think about it….
This is my new favorite tumblr blog to follow. Absolutely great!
What does it mean when you dream about an octopus?
I just remembered that I had a dream about an octopus last night. It was REALLY weird. I don’t remember many of the details, but I decided to search some dream dictionaries and see what I could come up with. Here is the 1st:
To see an octopus in your dream, means that you are entangled in some difficult matter. Your judgment is being clouded. Alternatively, the octopus indicates that...
Once again, I have a lot on my mind. Seeing “him” this last weekend didn’t help. I don’t know if I can take anymore heart break. I’ve always been the person who doesn’t care. Sometime recently that has changed. I DO care. And there shouldn’t be anything wrong with that. I deserve to be respected. I do NOT deserve to be lied to. I don’t play...
Dear People of the Midwest:
PLEASE STOP BITCHING ABOUT THE HEAT.
We get it. It’s hot. It’s fucking July, so get over it! Drink lots of water and stay indoors. I can’t wait until it’s December and I get to then read all of your posts complaining that it’s too cold as well.
You Are A Hypocrite
“I heard you found out that she’s doing to you, what you did to me….ain’t that the way it goes?!”
what goes around comes around and goes all the way back around!! Haha! KARMA baby! I hope she never texts you again.
Pretty much over it at this point. It’s my fault for ever letting myself care or think that this wasn’t just some game.
When I told myself last week that I was done with this, I should’ve just listened.
SIGH
Oh no...
I was just looking through some old(ish) pictures on facebook and a flood of feelings came rushing back. Feelings that I’ve been avoiding for too long. It’s like 1 step forward and 2 steps back with him. Just when I think I’m over him, something reminds me of how awesome we were. SIGH. I am contemplating asking him to meet me for dinner while I’m in San Diego next weekend....
Wow....
I haven’t posted on here in what seems like forever! I had a blast in Minnesota and Boston. I can’t believe everything worked out, and although things didn’t exactly go as planned, I still made it to all 3 games. I didn’t get to see any Padres wins, but I am so happy that I saw Target Field and Fenway Park. It was also super excellent meeting James and hanging out with...
June 2011
24 posts
Just ONE More Day!
This has been the longest week EVER! All I have to do is sleep well tonight (easier said than done), make it through work tomorrow and then I’m off like a prom dress! I can’t freaking wait to meet up with James and Edgar and everyone else and see the Padres kick some ass at Target Field. Oh yeah, and drink lots and make tons of bad decisions!! :)
